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[Honestly, he probably could have done with another hour of standby at least--contrary to popular belief, robots need to sleep too sometimes! Or well, this one does, anyway. Megaman still has no idea if it's the norm in robot terms. But standby had always been a factor even as a program--it's a good time to defragment memory, get everything in order...and here, he's discovered, whatever it is actually powering his body needs idle recharging time anyway.
But apparently idling robots aren't immune to rude awakenings from outside stimulus, either--and Megaman had left his comm on the edge of the table. After eleven messages it finally vibrates clear off the tabletop, clattering onto the floor and promptly jolting its owner awake.
And so, a fair amount of fumbling and squinting later--dear god what happened to his inbox???]
[It's a little while before a reply comes back around, as Megaman gradually wraps up his conversation with that...particular guy in question. He's coming out of it more confused than he ever went in, to be honest--but the text is a surprise.]
Hello Clay...what's his face? [...ah--] Oh, Elecman. Ah, I guess that part was still public, wasn't it? I got kind of mad, sorry...
I don't know, though...I don't know what to do now. I wasn't expecting this guy to show up!
Yes, he is! Or [HAHAHA YEAH ABOUT THAT ACTUALLY--] I mean, that's what I remember from when we last met--that he's a bad guy! Him and his Operator were cyber terrorists, back home...
[small delay, before a second text arrives]
But now, I've been talking to him, and he says he doesn't remember the same things that I do! Things that he did! And that doesn't make any sense at all!
1/?? i'm really sorry
2/??
3/??
4/??
5/??
6/??
7/??
8/??
BABY COME BACK
9/??
10/??
11/okay i'm done i'm sorry (also text; 8/18)
NERDLEEET
still crying real tears rn tbh
But apparently idling robots aren't immune to rude awakenings from outside stimulus, either--and Megaman had left his comm on the edge of the table. After eleven messages it finally vibrates clear off the tabletop, clattering onto the floor and promptly jolting its owner awake.
And so, a fair amount of fumbling and squinting later--dear god what happened to his inbox???]
clay its like four in the morning waht
r you ok
2/3 S M H
again with nerdlet! no
wait something important? Did you find something
3/3 THERE
1/2 8DDD ALSO SORRY FOR THE MISFIRE
2/2
HEY
I DID FIND SOMETHING
COMPLETED STAR CHART FROM A MOON THE FLEET VISITED BEFORE WE GOT HERE
NP MAN NP WE GOT THIS
Ah he kind of wants to pursue the ridiculousness of 11-message spam but...it's still too early...and all-caps already.....]
YES I'M HERE I'M AWAKE I HEAR YOU
KIND OF
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ( ̄○ ̄;;)
[But--okay, admittedly, the second message does capture his interest finally.]
Wait really, a completed chart? No way! Where did you find it?
GETTING OUR LIVES TOGETHER HERE WE GO
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1/3
2/3
3/3
1/2 oh my gOD
2/2 I'm so sorry he's trying his best ok
NO IT'S COOL
wipes away single tear
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>> action;
action; 1/3
action; 2/3
action; 3/3
oh my god im fucking laughing hELP
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[text] 9/19
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Hello Clay...what's his face? [...ah--] Oh, Elecman. Ah, I guess that part was still public, wasn't it? I got kind of mad, sorry...
I don't know, though...I don't know what to do now. I wasn't expecting this guy to show up!
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is he a bad guy in your world or
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[small delay, before a second text arrives]
But now, I've been talking to him, and he says he doesn't remember the same things that I do! Things that he did! And that doesn't make any sense at all!
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do u think he's lying at all or is there some kind of truth to it??
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text;
1/2 wait shit how did i miss this tag oh my god
Hello Clay! ...Wait, a boyfriend, really??
THERE
Oh, you mean that same guy as before? The one that you were dating with? So the food did work after all!!